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school conspiracy theory
(i got this as an email and thought it was pretty funny...)
school is just a conspiracy by old cranky people to ruin our youthful
joy. first they make us sit down at a desk and do nothing all day. then
they make us go home and do homework. summer was an invention to get
our youthful joy up just to crush it again in the fall (also those
teachers got tired of looking at us). and just to lure you into the
system they make kindergarden fun so that all those little kids get
sucked into those evil classrooms. then they get the young teachers to
come in and they get sucked in and by their second year of teaching they
are also believing school is "a good educational institution." the old
cranky people have even taken away our individuality by giving us
uniforms, and then they assign us seats. our only hope is that all of us
can get the word out and convince our parents of the awful truth. so I beg
you to send this to as many people as you know and together we can stop
the evil institution of school.
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